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Cleveland Rocks

The day after we arrived in Cleveland there was an article in the paper that listed the top 5 cities losing population and the top 5 cities gaining population. Ohio was the only state that had two cities in the top 5: Cleveland and Cincinnati.
Cleveland Old Church Cleveland Statute Cleveland Old Sign

We had a great trip, and Cleveland does have something to offer but it’s hard not to think that the only thing holding the place together is duct tape and chewing gum. (Other parts are blocked off my massive amounts of orange cones, “the state flower of Ohio” we were told.) I don’t think anything in that city works any better than it has to and people were super nice and eager to be helpful but consistently completely worthless.

Our checked bag didn’t arrive with us and after wrangling that bit at the airport, we took the Red Line into town which was easy and offered a nice view of rusted broken down stuff overgrown with rich green foliage.

When we checked into the hotel we let them know we were missing a bag and we found food and went to bed.

The next morning I watched the USA gets their butts kicked by Ghana and Bob spent almost the entire time on the phone trying to track down the bag. The airline said the delivery people had it. The delivery people said the hotel had it. The hotel said they didn’t have it. Bob went around in circles, with much more patience that I would have had.

Finally, when my game ended, we went downstairs to check again and what do you know, the hotel had the bag. It had been delivered in the middle of the night. It had our name on it. They knew we were looking for it. You’d think they would have tried to get it to us.

We spent some time wandering around downtown and then met a friend of Bob’s from high school who drove us around. We went to University Circle and looked at the Frank Gehry building and walked around enjoying the day. We had great weather, mostly mild, sure-muggy, and a fair amount of rain but nothing we couldn’t handle. While we were there, there were areas of flooding in Ohio but not near us.

On our way back into town we got turned around and ended up driving around East Cleveland which was quite an adventure. My favorite shop was the Bible Shop/Exterminator. I’m not making this up.

Cleveland Bibles and Ant Spray

We had a wonderful dinner at the Great Lakes Brewing Company and later had ice cream and wandered around a little bit.

The next day we switched to the hotel where the wedding was going to be and then went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I wasn’t knocked out by the whole thing. If you’ve ever been to EMP (Experience Music Project) in Seattle, you’ve more or less seen it AND you’ve seen a Gehry building all at the same time. I think EMP is a little better.

Some great things were the movies. There’s a montage of inductee ceremonies that I loved and another movie about the inductees that’s fantastic.

Cleveland Peter B. Lewis BuildingThe UCSB GangCleveland Bride and Groom

By the time we were wrapped up there and had some lunch it was time to meet the girls coming into town from the west coast. We all gathered for some cocktails and a fun dinner and then early to bed. We had a big day on Saturday.

I took in the Germany v. Sweden game and then walked around downtown until I met up with Bob. We had a late lunch and then headed back to the hotel to get ready for the big party.

I’m running out of steam here so the quick version is: the ceremony was in the Old Stone Church and a great celebration followed. Everyone was thrilled for the Bride and Groom. Super fun party, yay.

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FIFA World Cup Games 59 and 60

Good thing we’re getting down to the end because these games are taking years off my life. The penalty kicks are so nerve wracking.

I would have been okay with either England or Portugal winning game 59 until Rooney stepped on that guy’s crotch. Come on. Who does that? Ever. But especially in a World Cup game. I don’t think I’ve ever been glad to see a guy get sent off the field and I was glad about this.

Portugal managed to pull it off thanks to a brilliant goal keeper. They all need to go home and do 100 penalty kicks a day. Okay, maybe I should try kicking the ball into the goal myself to see how easy it is. Especially when I’m dead tired. But then that’s their job. They play soccer. What if missed when I was stapling a document because I was tired? Or accidentally put all my mail through the postage machine at the wrong postage rate? Okay, okay. Sometimes you miss the goal. Understood.

In the France v. Brazil game I was leaning towards Brazil. What happened to those guys? France looked fantastic and did Brazil even get a shot on goal? France was barely on my radar after what I thought was a weak showing in group play. Now I can’t wait to see them again. Two great games.

I have to ask: who makes those Red Stripe commercials? Some guy in his garage? They don’t actually pay someone to make those, do they?

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FIFA World Cup Games 57 and 58

Yes and I’m back home and back on the couch. To be honest, I’m relieved there are only six more games.

I’ll tell you about my trip eventually however, today we have other things to discuss. I managed to watch at least a half dozen games while I was on the road and I won’t comment on all of them but I have a few things to say.

RE: Game 41 USA v. Ghana
I am SO disappointed in the way USA played in this World Cup. They had moments where they looked good but they just seemed to hold back all the time like they were getting ready to make a play instead of going and making the play.

They lost because they played badly but they also lost because of Dave O’Brien. Apparently I’m not the only person who thinks Dave O’Brien sucks. And the reason he made USA lose is because he’s filled with negative energy. All he could say were negative things. His negativity infected all the people watching the game who in turn infected the air around them which radiated out into the Universe in one giant negativity wave which hit the players on the field in Germany and they played poorly and lost. He should be publicly flogged and driven to the border.

As I read the article, people complain that he doesn’t seem to have a feel for soccer. I don’t like him because he says stupid things. Continuously. During the entire game. At one point during a 1-1 game, I heard him say that one team was in real trouble. HUH? Isn’t 1-1 essentially how the game started with both teams on an equal footing? I have never told my TV to “SHUT UP” as much as I have the last few weeks.

RE: either game 55 or 56 Australia v. Italy
Australia was ROBBED. They played a fantastic game and if they were going to get beat, it should have been on a fair goal, not a dive. I’m really mad at Italy right now.

Game 57 Germany v. Argentina
Bummer that these teams had to meet at this stage because Germany is one of my favorite teams but Argentina has been playing great in this tournament and I’ve loved watching them. I think some lesser teams are skating through while a really great team has to go home. Very exciting, fantastic game. I jumped up and down and did the soccer dance on the coffee table. Who thought Lehmann had it in him? Also, those South American men aren’t afraid to show their feelings and it absolutely breaks my heart when they show the guys on the field crying.

Game 58 Ukraine v. Italy
Too bad I’m still mad at Italy because they played great and I would have liked to enjoy it more. Have I seen the Ukraine play before? Half the team look like refugees from a 70’s heavy metal band. To me that’s really good. Also don’t you think Artem Ilevskiy looks like Jack Wild?

Two more games tomorrow. Then I have Sunday off and thank goodness because I have chores galore.

Also, if you’re keeping track, I have a half year update on my reading for 2006.

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FIFA World Cup Games 33, 34, 35 and 36

I’m going to do this now, before I’ve seen Germany play, because I have a boatload of chores to do tonight and this might be my only moment.

First, I have to go back to game 32, Spain v. Tunisia which I taped yesterday. I ended up getting home after 8pm but I started it up, figuring I could bail if the results were obvious. Tunisia scored in the 8th minute. And then Spain couldn’t get one in.

I watched and watched. My eyelids drooped. I desperately wanted to go to bed. Finally, at the 68th minute I decided to check the score because I did not want to sit for another 20 minutes if this was how it ended. Spain scored for the first time in the 71st minute. If only I’d waited! If only I’d had more faith in my sweethearteam!

But then, I was tired and now I knew and could fast forward, watch the goals, snap off the TV and be done with it.

Since I planned to take a long lunch today and watch Sweden v. England (the only work I’ve missed for World Cup) I “watched” the Germany v. Poland game via MatchCast. I knew I’d hear the results during the later game. MatchCast available on the yahoo WC site which if you are sitting at a computer all day, is an excellent way to monitor a match. On a separate window I had Deadspin’s Liveblog which I realize barely qualifies as not missing work.

Deadspin LiveBlogging tidbits:
32:49 Not much to say about Ecuador. So I will say that the main currency in Ecuador is the US Dollar. I never knew that.

32:00 Free kick opportunity from outside the 18 yard box for Matt Damon look alike captain Michael Ballack.

28:18 Again another mention and discussion about the USA game. I have a feeling this will be a common theme this whole match. Especially if this turns into a one sided game.

26:08 Costa Rica has scored and leads 1-0 over Poland. Poland was expected to finish second in the group behind Germany. So far they haven’t scored a goal yet. We know that feeling.

16:00 We are reminded again the situation for the USA game. We must pray basically.

13:52 Germany applying the pressure still. Ecuador has taken out some of their starters including top scorer Tenorio. Having a tough time stringing passes. It shows.

For the Sweden v. England game we headed back to Greek Cuisina. I saw the Czech Republic guy from last time and wanted to make a dig about his team’s performance on Saturday but he must have sensed this because he wouldn’t make eye contact. We thumped up the stairs where there was: no one. Not even a server. We made ourselves comfortable by turning on the TV and moving our chairs so that we were directly in front of the screen. Eventually someone showed up and fixed us up with food

I’m completely out of time here so my wrap up will be quick: Sweden kept it exciting. England acted like they barely cared. Was anyone defending England on the last goal?

If you’ve ever wondered what language everyone is using on the playing field: here’s your answer. A quote here:
Any language at all, as long as they can get their point across. ... "Any kind of fellatio comment is inevitably understood," says Alexi Lalas, who was on the U.S. World Cup roster in 1994 and 1998.

This soccerblog is officially on hiatus until further notice. Enjoy the games.

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FIFA World Cup Games 30, 31 and 32

I’m almost taking a day off from soccer today as the games are of relatively low interest and I have oodles of other things I need to do. I did tape the Spain-Tunisia game for tonight if I have time.

I’m at work now and will drag my soccer-spread bottom to yoga and then I’m going to Kathy’s to borrow a dress and then I’ll go home and watch part of the game or maybe just the highlights show.

I can’t do it all.

If you have some time you should check out the referee index. I love it that so many of the refs have totally regular jobs like Kevin Stott (USA) is a teacher and Markus Merk (Germany) is a dentist.

I also discovered that Deadspin, which is a sportsblog which explains why I never paid much attention to it before, has all kinds of World Cup coverage including Live Blogging the games.

Yes, I was tempted to go back and read all the games I’ve seen. But I didn’t, mainly because I have a lot of work I need to do. I’d provide some more specific links but I don’t want to know the score of the Spain game.

Via Deadspin I also found The Third Leaf which has on-the-scene soccer fan coverage and photos – wish I was there. My favorite part is when they get to the park at 1pm and get their first beer and sausage.

Tomorrow starts the final games of group play which means the four teams in each group play simultaneously. I plan to see the Sweden v. England game for a long lunch which means I will have to find out the Germany v. Ecuador results before I get to see the game. boo-hoo.

Then sadly, our soccer coverage will be on hiatus while the soccer fan ventures to another time zone for a friend wedding and then a family social visit. I may have access to some of the games but I will probably not be online.

It looks like most of the teams that I would want to see in the Round of 16 are going to play Saturday or Sunday which is not going to be doable. (Technically it may be doable but we’re paying all this money to go on this trip and there will be all kinds of people who I haven’t seen in eons so I must set aside my soccer fever and participate in life.) I should be able to see all the Monday and Tuesday games. (I’m sure my hosts will be thrilled). I’ll be home for the rest of the tournament.

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FIFA World Cup Games 27, 28 and 29

Decided to sleep in for the first half of the first game and almost slept through the whole game but then I thought Spain (cutest team in the tournament this year) was playing and dragged myself out of bed.

It was Japan v. Croatia. The score was zero zero when I started and zero zero when I turned the TV off at the end of the game.

Australia played Brazil for the second game of the day. When the game started I thought the guy calling the game said that Australia was coming in with 14 yellow cards and I thought: how is that even possible? It was 4 yellow cards.

A good game. Australia played like champs and Brazil was a little less dazzling then I might have hoped. Can we get Dida, the Brazilian goalkeeper, a cuter pair of shorts? Those look like my jammies.

After already watching so many games this weekend I wasn’t super enthusiastic for the France v. South Korea game. I’ve been wanting to see France and missed the game with Switzerland. I decided to watch the first half and saw France get its groove back (goal by Henry in the 34th minute) (pronounced “on-ree” not “hen-ree”) and turned off the TV so I could get something accomplished which turned out to be a half hour nap.

This World Cup is destroying my productivity.

I just saw that the game ended in a tie so I fired up the DVR so I can watch the second half. My stats for the World Cup so far are that I’ve seen all or part of 26 of 29 games.

Today the announcer mentioned that Chelsea is coming to the US in August to play against an MLS All Star team. Where???

They also said that Beckham and Ronaldo might come play in the US in a couple of years. Isn’t that sort of like Styx and REO Speedwagon playing at the Country Fair?

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FIFA World Cup Games 24, 25 and 26

I gave myself a break and slept in and caught up with the Portugal v. Iran game in the second half. Iran is a great team and managed to keep Portugal scoreless until the 63rd minute. (Not a bad call to sleep in, either.) I still think Portugal is a bit of a whiny team. Ebrahim Mirzapour, Iran’s goalkeeper did a great job.

The Czech Republic v. Ghana game took about 10 years off my life. I said I was looking forward to seeing Cz play some other team. Where were they? Was this even the same team who kicked USA butt? Does anyone else think Pavel Nedved looks like Dave Murray from Iron Maiden?

Ghana played a kick ass game. Completely exciting, at the edge of my seat. I can’t wait to see how the last 2 games playout.

I’ve got a routine worked out now. Between the first and second games I do my yoga practice. The sun salutations and standing poses. And then when the 2nd game starts, I can work on seated postures while I watch. There aren’t a lot of things you can do during a soccer game because you have to keep your eyes on the screen.

I’d also like to comment that the TV cameras seem to have no problem locating the young girls bouncing up and down and cheering for their team. Also, am I dreaming or is Taco Hell doing an ad campaign to help overfed America figure out what to have for its fourth meal?

Okay, now we’re at the USA v. Italy game. To be honest, I didn’t have a lot of confidence in the USA. Turns out the game was a clusterfork and a half. The officiating was off the rails. *I* was ready to give up when Eddie Pope was sent off. Luckily the USA wasn’t so wimpy. Great effort on the USA’s part. Keeping Italy to a tie. Sets up super dramatic final games for this group. I can’t wait.

All this yelling and carrying on. Not only did I get my yoga but also a good cardio this morning. We’re lucky World Cup is only every 4 years. I’m worried Bob is going to find me slumped over the remote with blood running out of my ears one of these days.

(BTW I did watch the Mexico v. Angola game last night and it was fantastic! Quite a nail biter.)

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FIFA World Cup Games 19, 20, 21, 22 and 23

At lunch yesterday we went to Greek Cuisina to watch the first half of the Sweden v. Paraguay game. First we checked out the TV in the bar but it was playing baseball. One of the hostesses saw us and said to go upstairs, that everyone was watching the game up there.

Wow, I’m thinking. Finally a chance to watch the game in a group. So we get up there and there were only two men sitting there and I said, “This is it for the game?” Turns out they weren’t there for the game either. They had a table set up for a group business lunch.

We sat at a TV in the corner and the server came over and turned up the sound and got us all set up and asked us if we’d been watching all the games. We went into the usual soccer chit chat and he told us: I’m from the Czech Republic. And he said it without even the tiniest hint of smugness. We, of course, complemented his team and talked more soccer and about then we had a kickoff so we placed our order and settled in for the first half.

Good lunch but no score. When I got home last night I started with England v. Trinidad and Tobago. I think TnT is my one of favorite teams ever. They kicked ass. Sure, they lost but it’s their first world cup and they’ve given two top teams a real workover. If I could have one wish it would be that they score in the next game. Even if they lose I would love to see them score.

After the England game I finished the Sweden game. I already knew the results. What a heartbreaker for Paraguay. This is a team that played its guts out for two games but just couldn’t make it happen.

This morning I was up at 6am for the Argentina v. Serbia game. Argentina is a fantastic team and they handed Serbia its ass on a platter. And then some. It was hard to watch. I got out my bills and wrote checks after the half and finally had to turn it off after the 4th goal.

I came back for Netherlands v. Ivory Coast. What an exciting game. Great playing on both sides.

I taped the Mexico v. Angola game in case I wanted to watch it later but I have been feeling a wee bit saturated. Not too saturated to watch 2 games in a row, but too saturated to watch 3 games in a row. Also I’ve been feeling like my pants are getting snug and I’m tired of chips and peanuts. And I’m spending too much time in front of the TV.

So what better thing to do after my postgames nap, than to hop in the car and zoom over to the theater so I could see The Lake House a romantic mystery fantasy with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. It was me and 30 other women my age or older in the theater and it was fantastic. It’s a sort-of super condensed and simplified The Time Travelers Wife with not as much weeping. If you’re the right demographic, I highly recommend it.

This afternoon I’ve been gardening and enjoying fresh air. Maybe I’ll watch a bit of the Mexico game this evening.

Tomorrow’s another big day.

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FIFA World Cup Games 16, 17 and 18

I didn’t see anything but highlights on the Saudi Arabia v. Tunisia game so no snappy commentary there.

Last night I rushed home for the Germany v. Poland game. It’s funny how I’m so paranoid about hearing the score before I watch the game and NO ONE is talking about soccer around here. Only me and the person in the office next to me who has been warned that if he finds out the scores, he’s not even allowed to look at me. Every time I even mention the World Cup people get a vague look in their eyes and talk about Stanley Cup or else say that they heard something about the USA not doing well. Watch the game people!

The Germany game was super fun with a thrilling surprise ending. What a nailbiter. Too bad the point isn’t to hit the goalposts or crossbar. Germany would be galactic champions of that game.

But a 91st minute goal. What a heartbreaker for Poland. My adorable Poland goalkeeper Artur Boruc who made a bunch of amazing saves looked like someone stole his birthday.

After the game Bob showed me a new Red Hot Chili Peppers video, I think the song is called Dani. The video is fantastic. They imitate all these different classic video performances and when they cut to Nirvana Unplugged, Bob and I yelled louder than we did for Germany’s goal.

This morning I watched the first half of the Costa Rica v. Ecuador game. Ecuador is a fun team. It will be interesting to see how Germany v. Ecuador goes since they’re both going through.

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FIFA World Cup Soccer Games 12, 13, 14 and 15

I’ve figured out that more than one game a day during the week is too much. And I’ve learned that my DVR is unraveling before my eyes. It records and plays some stuff but not the soccer games that I want to watch.

I skipped the morning game of Korea v. Togo so I could catch up on sleep. Well, I watched the last 5 minutes of the first half and it looked like a pretty good game. Korea made it to the semis last time so I’m keeping an eye on them.

As soon as I got home from work I fired up Brazil v. Croatia because I love Brazil and Croatia is a good team, too. The DVR died on minute 6. Fortunately, we had caveman VCR technology backup downstairs and after a brief intermission, I was back in action.

One thing that’s bad about Croatia is that horrible red and white checked uniform. It’s hard to believe anyone thinks that’s a good idea. But they played a great game holding Brazil to only 1 goal and keeping the pressure on.

Brazil has a great and fantastic-to-look-at player named Kaka. But it’s not like KA-KA. It’s like: ka-KAW. There’s a great article in Salon about how Brazilian Soccer Players Get Their Names.

Players with the same first name often change their moniker to differentiate themselves. In recent decades, there have been several Ronaldos at the national level. One became known as Ronaldao, meaning "big Ronaldo." Another became Ronaldinho, meaning "little Ronaldo." When another Ronaldinho came along in the late 1990s, he was called Ronaldinho Gaucho—that is, "little Ronaldo from Rio Grande do Sul." Eventually, the first Ronaldo left the Brazilian national squad, so Ronaldinho became Ronaldo. Ronaldinho Gaucho became Ronaldinho.

When I told Bob about this, he shook his head and said: “And you accuse me of having a lot of worthless knowledge.”

[Aside: the event on the tape after my Brazil game was a domino tournament. I’m not kidding you. They had some guy and were referring to him as “the big man of the sport.” I’m totally and completely serious. Someone called dominoes a sport and covered it on TV. Perhaps my dreams of winning a gold medal for dishwasher loading are not so far off.]

Because of the technology delays and frustrations I didn’t even try the Switzerland v. France game. I’d like to see France play but sounds like it wasn’t an exciting game so I’ll catch them this weekend. I also deleted Korea v. Togo after watching part of the first half. The DVR ate my highlights show, too. Must call Comcast, now.

I was up early this morning so I could catch Spain v. Ukraine. I’ve been looking forward to seeing both these teams and it was a good first half. Maybe Spain can be the surprise team this Cup. It goes without saying that Spain is the cutest team I’ve seen so far. (Remember, however, the DVR ate my Italy game). I just checked for the final score and the article says: Ukraine's hopes collapsed in the 47th minute when Vladislav Vashchyuk was sent off for tugging Fernando Torres's shorts.

Well, I would have been sent off, too.

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