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Category Archives: Orleans
BEG-A-THON!

View downriver from the access road to Dolans Bar, Klamath River, Orleans, California
I’m on my way out town (as soon as I bathe, pack, make lunch, put away laundry, burn some CDs for the car, go to Trader Joes, the bank, Toyota, and Edelweiss German Deli) for a long weekend and I almost completely forgot to post about the Clarion West Writeathon that starts on Sunday.
I sent out a notice but if you didn’t get one and feel bad that no one asked you for money, here’s your big chance to sponsor me for a very good cause. And if you already donated: super huge thank you!
Last summer I attended the workshop. You can read all my adventures here.
The organization that puts on the workshop is Clarion West (non-profit – tons of people donate all kinds of time and energy to make this happen).
My goals for the 6 weeks are to write 3000 words a week and to submit two stories for publication. I’ve been a big fat chicken about submitting so two stories in six weeks might not sound like much but it’s a lot for me. Charlene challenged me to double the words but it’s summer dang it. I already work hard, I don’t want to spend all my spare summer moments hunched over the keyboard.
I’m asking for sponsorship during the event. I’m going to match donations for the first $200 so if I can get 20 people to sponsor me for $10 (only $10!) I will make my goal of donating $400. And I think I’m close.
If you’ve ever had a dream of donating money to nerds, this is your big chance. Here’s my donation page. If you want to avoid Paypal there are alternate instructions here and if you don’t like me there’s a huge long list of other writers you can sponsor. Any and all donations are welcome. Even $1. Seriously. This organization thrives on micro-donations. And if you have no money, then nice thoughts are perfectly acceptable.
I’ll post weekly reports on what I’ve been doing.
Huge thanks to everybody everywhere for everything. Have a good weekend.
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What I’m Talking About When I Say River Bar
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“Culture Is A Fancy Word For What Your Mom Does”
Last night was lecture night and we got to see Michael Pollan.
We didn’t get home until after 10pm and then I was all wound up and couldn’t sleep and I’m still having trouble forming a few complete sentences to sum up the lecture.
He talked about food, of course. Sold out the house. He’s an entertaining speaker and he backs up his statements with research and facts. I know, what a world where we give people points for using research and facts.
One stat: Americans eat 20% of their meals in the car. How awful. The only time I eat in the car is when I’m driving to Orleans and I don’t want to stop. This is when I drive by myself. I fill the passenger seat with fruit, carrot sticks, trail mix and sometimes a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Bottle of water. You can do the drive in 6.5 hours.
I think the worst processed food I eat is Wheat Thins (Big). I don’t know: is See’s Candy a processed food? Let’s just agree, no.
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Klamath River
Long week in terms of sitting at the computer and getting stuff done. Completely beat.
Out of town on business until late Friday night. Two social events Saturday.
Perhaps decent update on Sunday.
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What’s Wrong With Me Now?
This is going to be a rambling post from many topics scribbled on this tiny piece of paper next to the keyboard.
Pihnêefich has taken up residence in the house. My computer died. The laptop won’t connect to the wireless. The DVR didn’t work last night and every time I tried to pick a show it told me to try again later.
bwah! How do we appease you Mr. Trickster?
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For the first time in history I’ve been skipping yoga class due to an injury type situation with my back. I hate calling it an injury because (a) I don’t remember a moment that I injured it and (b) people who talk about their injuries are tiresome.
I’ve had this situation before (last year and 2005.) The discomfort lasts for several months but usually only bothers me when I first get up in the morning or if I sit in certain positions. This year it hurts during practice so I’m laying off class. I still practice at home and work around it.
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Yesterday I did something I haven’t done in at least 5-6 years. I took a bath. Our bathtub coating or whatever it’s called disintegrated and we didn’t do anything about it until this summer when I got a pretty new bathroom.. This is the first chance I’ve had to use it and it was more wonderful than I imagined.
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Bob and I watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall last night and thought it was totally stupid. Yes, we laughed. That rock star guy was hilarious and Paul Rudd also funny but that movie was about 20 minutes too long and really, really dumb.
Here’s one of Bob’s photos of the fog on the way down from Greyback.
I was going to do my NaNoWritMo Wrap-up today but this is already taking too long so I’ll do it tomorrow or later this week.
I did make the 50,000+ word goal.
Oh, also I have a weird rash on my scalp/face. It’s an inner rash. You can’t see it but I can feel it.
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A River Runs Through It

Klamath River, December 07
I’ve been cranking on my writing project for two full days now and I would like to weep. My neck is ruined, my mouse-arm feels like someone sat on it and my eyeballs are dried and shriveled and rolled back in my head. I’m not done but for health and safety sake I am going to have a no computer day tomorrow.
Beside, tomorrow is bluegrass day.
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Party Shed

This is from the river looking up toward Mom and Dad’s place. They call this part of the place “the meadow.” The shed thing is a small shelter that’s good for shade in the summer if you’re having a get together.
I had a bunch of ideas for a post earlier and now I’m drawing a blank. An uneventful day.
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First Annual Christmas Berets Photo

Here we are with our Christmas berets on the Orleans bridge. You are looking downriver at the Klamath in the background. From left to right the back row is: Aunt Janet, Sinead, BG, Meredith holding Samwise, Me, Mom and Erin with the raspberry beret. In the front is Fernando, Josa, Geena and Noah. There were three photographers. That’s why we’re all looking in different directions.
Good trip. We were monitoring the weather and yesterday after breakfast noticed that things were going to go from bad to worse in the next 24 hours so we threw all our stuff in the car, kissed everyone goodbye and high-tailed out of there a day early. There were several dicey stretches, a bit slick on the pass and several bouts of heavy rain and/or very wet snow so it was a long drive. But the drive along 96 was gorgeous. The sun shone most of the way and the trees were dusted with snow and the river was fast and frothy.
We’re glad to be home. We were enjoying puttering this morning. I went to refill my tea and noticed that it was snowing and I checked the forecast and they were predicted a bit of snow in the morning growing heavier all day. It looks like it’s going to stay pretty wet but we both ran for the clothes we threw on the floor last night and dressed and zipped out to the grocery store so we wouldn’t have to venture out in it later.
Now we’ve got a firelog going and hot drinks and plenty to eat. We can enjoy the day.
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Deer in the Road

Shadow is my sister’s dog but Erin was out in the field so he was staying with Mom and Dad while we were visiting.
One morning we took him on a walk to Dolan’s. We park on the road and hike down a long hill to the river bar.
Shadow took off the second the car door opened. We followed behind in no big hurry. About halfway down the hill we rounded a turn and we could see Shadow, crouched in the dirt. We couldn’t figure out what he was doing until we got all the way around and there was a huge doe standing in the middle of the road.
I had my camera on me but I wasn’t fast enough. My Dad called the dog and I’m not sure who sprang first, the deer or the dog but they were off up the mountain crashing through the brush. We kept calling the dog, like that was going to do anything.
Shadow makes funny yipping noises when he’s chasing things, apparently. That’s what Mom said when I made a worried face. I didn’t think he could catch the deer but I was a bit worried when I heard that noise. 
We continued walking and not far from where the doe was Mom stopped me in the road and pointed. Just off the road, standing in the brush and not moving except for the twitching ridiculously huge ears, was a little fawn. So cute. The doe was drawing the dumb dog away from her baby.
We did our entire walk without seeing or hearing the dog again. Dad was wondering if we should just come back later and look for him or what.
As we trudged back up the hill we kept calling him and as we got close to the top, we heard a voice and then came my husband followed by a tired dog with his tongue hanging out of his mouth. My sweetheart had come to join us. He found the dog flopped out in the shade from the car and it took a lot of convincing to get him on his feet and back down the hill to meet us.
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Family Photostream
I’ve got a million things to do today so that’s it for today.
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