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Author Archives: Pamela
Orleans Applesauce
Lisa gave us a bucket of apples to take home – that was my one big canning project. I wanted applesauce.
Whenever my braces got tightened, applesauce was a big treat.
I enlisted a helper this time. Now that Bob is retired and can’t go anywhere because of The Covid, I can get him into domestic stuff.
I made a strategic error. I have tons of regular mouth jars and only a few wide mouth. But I gave my regular mouth canning lids to Sherri to thank her for generously giving my dad a bunch of jam that he liked.
Canning supplies are tough to find right now.
I had only wide mouth lids for myself. I went through the house and found every possible jar, opened some dilly beans and moved them to a different jar, moved my sourdough to a different jar and I was able to come up with 6 pints and 1 qt.
This is the stuff we canned. There are two quarts in the freezer plus we had a big giant bowl to eat all week.
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The Best Spatula Ever
I have probably had this spatula 15 years. I have bought many replacements but I could never part with it no matter how decrepit it looked. Many of the replacement spatulas have fallen apart and been tossed but this one was always reliable.
It finally pooped out — you can see daylight where it broke.
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The New Rental House
The rental house next door has been almost completely quiet since the Covid. Although on Halloween I woke up after midnight to the sound of people talking. After such a quiet night I was curious what was going on and of course it was next door.
The house behind us has been in the same family for over 40 years. The man died a number of years ago but the woman hung in there for a long time. We’ve gotten to know her son-in-law because he likes to B.S. over the fence when he’s in town. The woman passed away this summer and they worked like crazy to get the house empty and ready for sale.
They told us they sold it to a flipper who plans to rent it.
Flipper got the keys on a Thursday and spent Friday and Saturday with a chainsaw and a chipper getting rid of almost every tree and shrub on the property. Beautiful 10 foot tall rhododendrons. Pretty trees with fall colors. Now there’s a bare house with a rental sign on the lawn.
My Spice Girls Name
I call this my Mrs. Meyers Karuk scent. In the alternative, it’s my Spice Girls name.
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Tomato Soup
I didn’t get enough tomatoes to make soup but I was gifted tomatoes from Melonie so I made this Deborah Madison favorite.
Saute some shallots in butter. Cut up your tomatoes and put them in the pot with salt. Let them slow cook all afternoon.
Whir with the stick blender. Strain into a new pot. I often skip that step. I add a plop of cream.
It’s some weird trick of the light but this photo look like there’s a golden lump in there.
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Orleans Trip October 2020
We were originally going to go to Orleans at the end of March. Clearly that didn’t happen.
Then we were going to go the weekend after Labor Day which was the week with so many terrible fires.
Then we picked another weekend when but a there was a giant rain storm in the forecast. The rain is much needed, but I didn’t want to drive all that way and then sit in the house.
We finally made it happen.
The weather was perfect: 84 degrees in the day but cooling off at night. It was a little bit hazy from the smoke but not terrible. One night we came home from dinner and we got out of the car and looked at the sky and all three of us gasped because the sky was so clear and there were so many stars.
I was curious whether anyone had seen Starlink. Auntie said she’d seen it but it wasn’t visible while we were there.
We cleaned out all the empty canning jars to pass on to canning households. Mom said her canning days are finished.
Also, I think it depends on where you are and what you are looking for but canning supplies have been scarce this year. Mom had an unopened box of wide mouth lids. GOLD!
This cat always looks like it wants to kill you. He was stalking birds in the garden and I scared them away. He apparently thought this meant I was too stupid to hunt birds for myself and on two separate occasions he very helpfully brought me a live bird still flapping in his jaws while he meowed begging to be let in.
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Only on the Paper
I can’t tell whether as I get older I am more in tune to life’s various b.s. or if life is getting more b.s. as time goes by.
We get our office supplies from a particular company we do business with. I am being intentionally vague.
Office supplies are the biggest crock. Back in the day I would buy office supplies from a big box store.
The mark-up for buying supplies from a company like we do is ridiculous. But these days I don’t drive to work and in particular I have no way to get a heavy box of paper up to the office. We hardly use any office supplies except for paper.
I usually buy 2 boxes at a time and just opened the second box from our last purchase. There was an entire ream of paper — with no wrapper. It was like it fell on the ground in a stampede and someone ran around and grabbed it all, piled it together, and shoved it in the box. Another ream was too damaged to use.
Not buying from them again.
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Don’t Blink Or You’ll Miss It
I took the wildlife cam to Orleans. I moved it around each night. The first night I put it behind the trailer and got nothing.
The second night I put it in the meadow and I got these three barely-there clips.
See the fox?
How about now can you see the fox?
The following night I aimed it toward the trail that goes along the meadow toward the river. Nothing.
Then I had the bright idea to mount it on a sawhorse and I had it positioned much better to catch any animals headed to the river. But I forgot to turn it on.
Here’s a glimpse of a deer from night 2. You can barely see it on a bigger screen. It’s just faint blur here.
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It’s Always Cocoa Time
Back in 2006, the first time I posted every day in November, I posted the Hot Cocoa Ceremony.
I still do this, more or less. Hot chocolate and homemade apple pie are my 2 favorite foods. If it’s cool and gloomy even in August I will make this.
I no longer use a standing blender, I use a stick blender but I mix it in a container. I tried one time to blend it in the cup and it did not go well. Don’t bother trying yourself.
I never add cayenne or vanilla.
During the Covid I came perilously close to running out of cocoa so next time I saw it at the grocery store I grabbed two kinds. My recollection was that the Dutch process was better.
With the two above choices the Hershey’s is miles better.
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The Mold Will Get You
How did the pioneers keep their squash from getting bloopy? I followed all the steps for keeping squash and I keep finding mold spots. I already processed some of the smaller ones. Now this guy.
The big red kuri is looking a little spotty, too.
I’m roasting them and putting them in the freezer so it’s not the end of the world but it wasn’t a project I had on my list for this weekend.
I don’t love Halloween and I’m glad families are keeping safe but I was a little heartbroken. For the first time in 20 years we didn’t have one single trick-or-treater. The candy is hidden in a secret spot.
I gave myself an easy goal — I’m going to try for 25K on a new project. Here we are after day one:
1050 / 25000 words. 4% done!
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