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Author Archives: Pamela
You’re An All Star
Mom wanted us to make a little pit stop on our way to her house to get some of her favorite brandy that isn’t always easy to find.
But the All Star Liquor in Hilt, CA has it. Extra stop to visit a well stocked adult beverage store? No problem at all.
While we were there we saw our friend Jack Daniel and Captain Morgan.
And these Kahlua figures guarding the ice machine. Great customer service, too. They carry your purchases to your car for you.
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Shudder Shudder
We’ve always had a lot of yellow jacket activity around the shed — especially around that area I circled.
A couple of times over the summer I sprayed around there but I don’t like to get too close so it was probably not the best extermination technique.
After it froze, I went in with a flashlight and took a closer look and almost shuddered myself to unconsciousness. I knocked all this stuff down. A piece of the electrical connection on the outside light came off. I need to get back out there and sweep the last of it away.
No matter how dead the nests look, it still creeps me out beyond all logic to deal with those things.
Something New
We are not big on home improvement.
It’s not that I don’t like things to look nice but if I have some extra time and energy, the house interior is not even in the top 50 things I want to deal with. I’d rather endure home decor I don’t like than make a big effort for something new.
This is how we have ended up with the hideous great grandma’s living room window treatment since we moved into this house over 20 years ago.
I know. It’s hard to believe.
I have hated it for some time and had it on the long list of things I wanted to tackle.
What finally motivated me is that those slats began actively disintegrating. I grabbed them once to snoop out the window and they ripped. We had to duct tape one to hold it together. I wish I was kidding.
I was under the impression that having such a big window would complicate things and I didn’t want to pay a bunch for a specialty blind and take a chance that it didn’t fit. But I also couldn’t deal with the idea of hiring someone to come and measure and advise, etc.
I started doing some physical therapy stuff with Melonie in her new space and she has a giant window with cordless blinds like this and after asking a few questions, I hopped online, read the directions, measured, and ordered our new blind.
We did need a little help with the installation but it is like a MIRACLE in the living room now.
The only bummer is the wall where the curtain rods came out is all messed up. I’m not up for massive painting project and I’m not sure patching it is going to look so hot either.
Also, I’m considering putting some curtains up for when it’s super bright or super cold and we want an extra layer.
Check back in another 20 years!
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Toes The Vindictive Cat
Toes is another next door cat. Once, he and I were friends. He would come over and we’d hang out.
But then every time I saw him in my yard he was taking a crap. Like a crap right in the middle of the garden.
I would run out there and yell: do I take a crap in your yard?
Then he got so used to it he would just squat there and stare at me while I yelled so I started running out there waving a rake at him.
That annoyed him. So now he waits until I’m washing dishes. I’ll be standing at the sink looking out and he will wait until I see him and then calmly take a crap while holding eye contact. Clearly this is someone I crossed in another life.
Even in the middle of the night he’s looking right at me while he sprays.
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Raccoons Aren’t Going Anywhere
I’m not sure what I was thinking.
Maybe the raccoons go south for the winter?
Nope, they show up almost every night.
At this point I only check the camera card a couple of days a week and now I’ve got so many great clips that I yawn at the new ones.
The other night I had at least 9 clips of the opossum working its way back and forth across the yard. And at one point, jetting off into the bushes. Those little guys can move fast if they want to.
But not as fast as these guys.
Tuber Wads
I generally don’t dig my dahlias because it’s a giant pain in the ass and I’m too lazy to properly follow through so they usually get moldy and/or shrivel up.
When I was cleaning up the backyard I dug up two plants that hadn’t produced flowers in a couple of years intending on tossing them. Then I saw the tubers and thought maybe I’d save them and try replanting them in the spring and see what happens.
I watched a dahlia digging video and learned a lot. Too bad I didn’t watch this 15+ years ago when I first started growing dahlias. I’ve been doing it all wrong. And I did it wrong again because I dug them too early.
I’m sure they’ll be fine. I’ve had moldy bulbs sit in the shop over the winter in a big pile and then I planted them and dahlias grew.
The above is from these pink dahlias that are so hearty it’s terrifying. The only reason I dug these up is because they were bursting up out of the ground. That thing was really heavy and hard to break apart.
I still didn’t do it exactly how the video showed but I suspect I will still get flowers.
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Around the Neighborhood
My doctor thought I should exercise more. Of course I talked to her during the middle of work from home. Normally I take the bus and walk all over downtown running errands and grabbing lunch so my sedentary ways were tied to a unique situation.
Meanwhile, I have been making an effort to walk more.
Bob takes a walk almost every day and I try to join him at least once a week. It’s been awhile since I regularly walked around our neighborhood. So many changes. Different landscaping. New houses.
One day I counted squirrels but stopped when I reached 19.
There’s this one funny pocket where every single house has lots of cars. A regular ranch house paved over half its lawn to make a massive driveway with five cars out front. There were more cars on the street, too.
There are lots of walkers on a nice day and everyone is friendly.
I keep forgetting to update my word meter. It’s not my best work but I’m making progress:
13172 / 25000 words. 53% done!
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Is That Guy Missing A Tail?
Early in the days of the wildlife cam I thought I saw a raccoon without a tail.
It was further away than the photo above and also blurry. I couldn’t be sure but also, how many raccoons are hanging out back there?
We had Rocket (the old, scraggly looking one), Heckle, Jeckle, and Mama (the boisterous two with mom), Mr. Limpet (the one with a limp), the contemplative one that would stir the water and star into the distance. Now this no-tail guy?
I later got this clip that is still blurry but seems to be a raccoon with no tail.
He was like Bigfoot. Rarely spotted and always blurry.
Until just a few nights ago, I got this.
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Sliding Right Off
At the end of the summer I bought new summer sheets for next year but I decided to try them out for a few weeks before I switched to the winter sheets.
I purchased them from a popular online source and I would describe them as very nice, cheap sheets.
I didn’t dislike them and they look sharp but they are slippery. Every night the duvet would try to slip off the bed. Sometimes it succeeded. I would wake up in the night and grab the edge of the duvet from my ankles and yank it way up under our chins to try to keep it up on the bed.
Maybe with a few more washings this feature will go away.
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We Have A New Cook
Well, I can see how using this photo with this title is confusing. The photo is unrelated to the subject matter.
This is Noah, one of the next door cats. If Oakey is the cat who looks like he’s going to kill you, Noah is the cat who looks startled. The other morning I lifted the window shade and he was out on the porch, eyes wide, staring at me.
When Bob was getting ready to retire he kept saying that he was going to do the cooking. I was skeptical.
But he has taken over about 99% of the cooking. On the days I work from home he often makes me lunch, too. On the days he makes breakfast he offers that, too. I had a pancake and bacon yesterday.
He’s really into it, too, and looks for recipes and tries different things. He makes lots of vegetables.
One night he told me he’d found this recipe blogger and she was focused on making simple, healthy meals for her family.
I scoffed and said, “That’s ALL the recipe bloggers. Is her name Tammy?”
Her name is not Tammy and she does have an approachable style and anyway, what do I care? I get a big break from cooking. Even when I have an idea for something to make he’ll say: “Well, we still have some noodles and I wanted to mix them with that last bit of sauce I made, and use up the last of the ricotta. And tomorrow I wanted to thaw the chicken and use those peppers for fajitas. I also have those sausages that I wanted to fix this week but maybe after that if you want.
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