Author Archives: Pamela

That is Not My Dog

What is the etiquette when someone else’s pet follows you on a walk? Yesterday I went for a walk after dinner and this big yellow lab found me and decided to tag along. I never saw him before and don’t know where he came from. He was the kind of dog who runs up to other dogs and barks, and runs into people’s flower beds and runs in front of cars — not the kind of dog I want to be associated with. I tried to ignore him. I tried to shoo him off and send him home. Meanwhile, people are saying things to me about “my dog.” I just kept walking. I didn’t feel like it was my duty to figure out where this dog belonged and take him home

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Too Cold

Why is it so cold? I put away all my cold weather stuff a couple of weeks ago. Most of my tights were rags so I threw those out. Tax Day has come and gone — I don’t mind if it rains but I mind if it’s less than 50 degrees. I saw in the paper it was like 90 everywhere else yesterday. I suppose I’ll take 50 over 90 but my first choice would be a sunny 70.

Last night Linda talked me into signing up for the Baron Baptiste workshop in a couple of weeks. We’ll see how I handle that. I’m not an athletic yogi – at least I don’t think of myself that way.

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Like Crazy

I can’t believe I’ve been running around like crazy since 8am (it’s 5 now) on my day off and I can only cross one or two things off my list. I’m trying to psych myself into a quick hour of garden work — perhaps cleaning up that last little patch in the corner and getting the front ready for the new plants I bought. But I really want to sit on the couch for a while. I think I’ve earned it and there’s got to be something stupid on cable. Someday I’ll be able to combine my workout with my TV watching. Billy is bound to think this is great news.

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Creaky Flu

The death-flu is going around our house. I call any illness that makes us feel rotten the death flu. Bob’s been suffering since Monday — we thought his unhealthy feeling was due to allergies and weather changes and didn’t come to the death flu conclusion until he was achy and fever-y and could barely crawl off of the couch. I’m still standing but feel a bit fuzzy around the edges. I’m hoping this is the worst of it as I’m not in the mood to spend the entire weekend immobile on the couch — although that would give me the opportunity to finish this 6 Feet Under tape I made.

The Onion has a story that’s very High Fidelity — 37 Record Store Clerks feared Dead at Yo La Tengo Concert.

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Getting There

For the last two days the commute has been ugly. On Monday there were emergency vehicles zipping by with their flashing lights but I never saw anything — no shards of white and orange plastic, leaked car fluids or skidmarks — nothing. Yesterday was worse. It took one hour to get there. I’m dreading getting in the car today and I don’t see how putting it off is going to help.

Today’s URL is about this Indian Guy trying to grow some hemp.

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Crops In

Wow, the things people put their minds to: this “McDonalds Collector” has been to 11,000 different McDonald’s restaurants. yuk.

Yesterday day I made amazing progress in the garden. I was so tired when I finished I thought I would have to be wheeled to bed. The garden part is all done — I put up the walls of water (“easy to fill” my fat ass!) and set the tomatoes out. I planted a row of greens and beets. I made a whole new bed and put out some cucumbers. It’s a pretty small garden, but I’m proud of it.

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Shoephobia

I’m trying to improve my shoe collection. I am timid about shoes. They have to be comfortable and I get scared when they have wild colors or basically when they are any color but black. I bought some new shoes – black slides, open-toed, with a bit of a heel at Ann Taylor and wore them last week. I walked to the bank and dry-cleaners and had blisters on both feet. So the next day I switched to some black flats and walked downtown and felt like I was getting a blister on the bottom of my foot. You can see why I like the Birks so much — they’re ugly but comfortable. What I want to know is, is there a secret to breaking in shoes or does everyone go through this?

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Favorite Music

Earlier this year I got to see Concrete Blonde which made me happy. Then I started to think it’s been a long time since one of my other favorites: Bob Mould has come through town. Then I found out he’s going to be here this month. (I also see I’m way behind on my Bob Mould product purchases.) So then I was thinking, now if only The Replacements or Paul Westerberg would go on tour — that would be great. And then there’s this news: Replacements Mull Reunion and Paul is doing an in-store here in Portland. Bob and Paul in the same month – how cool is that?.

In other news, I just typed in a URL from memory and turns out my memory is incorrect because I got into some rasty porn site with about 100 pop-up windows that took over my whole computer. I thought I was going to have to pull the plug out of the wall to get out of that one. Now I’m probably going to get spam from hell forever.

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Planting

The past few days have been good yard days and I’ve been diligently putting in my time. Yardwork is not my favorite in case you didn’t know. I brought home two tomato plants from the farmer’s market and I’ve got the garden plot about 1/2 ready for action. I’ve been telling myself I wasn’t going to work back there today but I can already feel myself thinking I should finish what I started yesterday. My seed collection needs to be cleaned out too. I have all kinds of things that I’ve never opened or packets with only a few more seeds that I should finish up. A couple years ago I planted Cosmos which take over the backyard in summer — I’ve been afraid to plant them again. Everything goes to seed and then to chaos.

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We’ll Mow Our Own Lawn. Someday.

This afternoon this man knocked on our door and I’m not sure if he was insulting me or trying to help me. (ESL). He did convey that he thought my lawn needed to be mowed and I think he wanted to mow it himself. He was driving a white minivan which was parked in front of our neighbor’s house, door ajar, not quite at the curb as if he’d stopped in a big hurry. I told him my husband was going to do it, even though I don’t think that project is even on the radar at this point, because I wanted him to think that we keep on top of that sort of thing. I’m not clear if I made arrangements for him to return or if I informed we weren’t interested.

Last weekend I watched this movie called The Tao of Steve. I didn’t hate it. It had some funny parts, but the more I thought about it the more problems I thought it had. The protagonist is basically loser guy and gives little indication that he’s going to change, yet we’re supposed to root for him to get the girl. If my friend was dating that guy I’d be begging her to reconsider. Last night I was switching channels on the new a million channel cable and found Bring it On which is a stupid cheerleader movie and we ended up watching the whole thing because it was hilarious.

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