The Annual Fix

Here’s proof of the 150 bulbs.

This morning a guy at the market said to me: Hey, you look like you know what you’re doing. Can you help me here? Then I helped him find Saran Wrap and it was like I’d given him a kidney he was so grateful.

It was the best compliment ever. Especially since it happened about 2 minutes after I realized I managed to get to the market with 2 pairs of glasses but no phone or pencil.

I can’t tell you how hard it is to resist the urge to take this out to the driveway and run over it with my car.

Seasonal trends get carried away and annoying but pumpkin english muffins! How could I resist? I bet they taste amazing with cookie butter. I will soon find out. I also bought halloween candy and I mostly bought things Bob and I wouldn’t eat. I did get a small bag of peanut butter cups (Bob) and a small back of chocolate covered peanut eyeballs (me.) Last year I bought one of those giant bags of eyeballs (I also like the caramel) on clearance after Halloween and didn’t finish it until February. So this year I’m going to try to fulfill my craving with a smaller quantity.

The ballot arrived on Wednesday. The voter pamphlet arrived yesterday. I filled out that scantron like a champion. I’m going to mail this puppy and my duties for election day are finished.

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3 Responses to The Annual Fix

  1. Lincoln Log says:

    What is cookie butter?

    I had pumpkin pancakes at IHOP yesterday. They were a-ma-zing.

  2. Lincoln Log says:

    P.S. And after you run it over with your car, demand your money back. Or, on the slim chance it survives that, blow it up with dynamite. THEN demand your money back. Maybe there’s a disclaimer somewhere on it that explains their guarantee doesn’t cover dynamite.

  3. Marvin says:

    Look at all those bulbs!

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