Whatever you do, never buy this. Seriously.

You will not be able to get anything done in your house while these are in there. Even if you hide them.

You’ll be hard at work balancing your checkbook and them boom! With no memory of how it happened you will be standing over your sink with the container in one hand and your other hand pawing them into your mouth while you scream at your spouse to stay back.

Just don’t buy them.

But if you do, invite me over.

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4 Responses to Advice

  1. Kira says:

    I love this post. I want to frame it. And I want to go buy those now.

  2. Keeha says:

    This is the only time I’ve ever been glad there’s not a Trader Joe’s in my area.

  3. LuLubelle says:

    They look mighty healthy.

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