25% Stupider

Everybody looks stupid in a backwards baseball cap. It makes even the smartest person look 25% stupider. The other day when I was on the marathon drive home from hell this kid in the car behind me very carefully put on his backwards baseball cap, adjusting it and readjusting it as if a backwards baseball cap requires a thoughtful angle or something. Periodically he’d look in the mirror and check it and then give it another tweak.