Thursday, May 08, 2008
Filled With Delicious Sugar WaterA couple of weekends ago during one of the 15 minute warm spells we've had I saw hummingbird try to feed at our red barbecue. I decided to we needed a hummingbird feeder and the next time I was at Fred Meyer I went to grab one and turns out there are about 25 different kinds in all shapes and sizes.
I decided to skip the traditional clear plastic thing with a red top and red feeding flowers at the bottom and buy this pretty lavender shaped glass dome with glass feeding flowers. I'll take a picture this weekend.
I suspect everything on the box is a lie. It said it was hand-blown eco-glass (?) and it came wrapped up in a giant piece of Styrofoam bigger than my head. It said it was easy to fill. It was not. It said it was guaranteed to attract hummingbirds and I've yet to see one.
The directions also said I'm supposed to clean the thing twice a week. We'll see how that goes.
posted by Pamela at 8:13 AM

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Two TidbitsThere is a fabulous article in the NYT today about urban farmers.
Over the past several days I've been getting phone calls from a family of Spanish speaking individuals who seem very disappointed that the person they're looking for isn't answering the phone. The reason I say family is because they've passed the phone around and I hear different voices speaking to me, which doesn't change the fact that I don't speak Spanish and cannot help them. I'm sorry they have the wrong number but I'm perplexed at why they keep talking to me when clearly I don't understand. I eventually have to hang-up, after very politely saying again that I'm sorry and they have the wrong number and that I'm hanging up now.
posted by Pamela at 7:55 AM

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Monday, May 05, 2008
Best Week EverIt's May 5 and I'm wearing open-toed shoes for the first time since October. Big day.
I knew I had a busy week coming up this month but didn't clue in that it was here until I checked the calendar when I got to work this morning.
Besides slightly busier than normal work stuff, I have some sort of appointment or event every day up to and including Saturday. Friday is my usual catch-up day and that day I have two appointments and an event.
I better get busy.
posted by Pamela at 8:19 AM

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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Runday Sunday
There's a new building going up next door to the office and I've been trying to get some good crane photos. There's a guy who has to sit in there all day long. I can't imagine climbing all those stairs just to get to work. My office is on the other side of the building but I check over there once or twice a day.
This morning, Bob took off for a few days in Toronto for a work-related conference. The flight was at the buttcrack of dawn and he said I didn't have to take him if I didn't want to get up that early but I don't mind getting up early and it wasn't that bad. Except I can't believe how many people are driving around at 4:30am on a Sunday morning.
When I got home I made a cup of tea and worked on writing and by 9am I had already finished another draft and did a yoga practice. I did a quick trip to the garden store. And then at Noon I needed an epic nap so I could function the rest of the day.
I worked on my story for a couple more hours and then ran out for some quick yard work and now I need to bathe and figure out what I'm going to eat.
posted by Pamela at 6:07 PM

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Saturday, May 03, 2008
They Come From BelowThis is the park-n-ride. I counted 14 manhole covers. Why so many?
First of all, last night I tried a Sunset recipe for Coconut-milk pudding rolls which turned out fantastic. They're big fluffy yeast rolls baked with a giant bowl of sugar and coconut-milk poured over them. I think the healthiest part of these rolls is when you stop eating them. I was sad that I got full after three.
Second of all, fresh Doctor Who my ass. I've seen all but three shows from season 3 and I seem to be terminally cursed for catching those on TV. Is it possible that shows expire on the DVR? Can they do that without telling you? I swear I've had all three taped and waiting for me at one time or another and then they mysteriously disappeared. It's possible I deleted them by accident but all three of them and at completely different times? The commercial said season three was coming out on DVD so I thought I'd just put the first two discs in the queue and that would cover it.
You know what disc 1 is? It's the Xmas special and this dorky documentary of a dorky special they did where an orchestra played the music of Doctor Who while they showed clips and synchronized Daleks came out and spun around. Disc 1 also has outakes from the entire season and the Doctor and Martha's set videos. Wouldn't it make more sense for this to be disc 6? Or how about disc 4? The whole season had 13 episodes. 14 including the Xmas special. What do they need 6 discs for in the first place?
posted by Pamela at 11:15 AM

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Thursday, May 01, 2008

Argh. What a long stupid day. I'm not even going to get started otherwise this will be just one long whiny post.
It's over now and I'm home and out of my work clothes, a delicious low-cost Trader Joe's adult beverage option is at my side, fresh Doctor Who DVD arrived in netflix today. Time to relax.
Instead I bring you this photo from a house being built on my route between home and the park-n-ride.
Why-oh-why would you put your front door way up like that? Will they carry the groceries in through that door? What about the living room furniture?
There was a van by the house when I took the photo and it pulled right in behind me and rolled through two red lights so I thought maybe I was going to have to explain that I intended to mock the front door placement on my website. The van didn't follow me home so I think I'm safe.
posted by Pamela at 5:37 PM

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Stinging WorkersThis weekend I did a bit of research on yellowjackets and I found the Schmidt Sting Pain Index. Is it real? Here is part of it:
2.0 Bald-faced hornet: Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.
2.0 Yellowjacket: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.
2.x Honey bee and European hornet: Like a matchhead that flips off and burns on your skin.
I was stung by a yellowjacket a long time ago and it hurt really bad. I was a fully formed adult at the time and I'm not excessively wimpy about pain and I really wanted to sit down and cry. Even though the sound of wailing children is really annoying, don't you sometimes envy them? Haven't you ever been tired and rundown and nothing is going the way you want it to and wished you could just throw your head back and shriek in the middle of the grocery store? I know I have.
I'm glad adults don't do this because the social boundaries that keep everyday life tolerable are disintegrating fast enough as it is. There was an article in the NYT on Sunday about how liberating young people find it to talk about how much money they make with each other. Good for them. I don't talk about how much money I make with my husband. I think the world is just fine with things people don't talk about. Have you ever had one of those awkward conversations where someone you met 5 minutes ago starts telling you about their cysts?
Hm, I'm getting off track here. Back to the stingy thing: for some reason I thought that honeybee stings were negligible. I guess I've never been stung by one.
I finished another story this weekend which was why I did the yellowjacket research. It's hard to have a meal outside at my folks' house because of the yellowjackets but the university extension had a great tip which involved hanging a fish over a tub of water. I can't wait to try it.
This has nothing to do with my story. The story is one I've worked on and off on for quite some time and it's not a terrible story but I'm not sure it's especially creative or has a point but I'm trying to get in the habit of finishing things. Somewhere I have a quote from Ray Bradbury where he said he'd written at least 600 stories but only published 150 (made up numbers because I don't know where the quote is and besides, it's probably 20 years old and he's probably written another 600 stories since then) and he was still learning. At the rate I'm going, it'll take me 85 years to hit 600 stories.
Update: I found the Ray Bradbury quote and it's from 1967 and it says he wrote 2,000 stories but published 300. At my rate it will take 200 years to write 2,000 stories.