Important Membership Information

I’ve been a notary public in the state of Oregon since 1992. Only because of work and my special services are rarely needed. I’m only on page 7 of my 90 page “Journal of Notarial Acts.” I haven’t notarized anything since July of 2007.

I’m not trying to drum up business if that’s what you’re thinking. I don’t charge anyway.

I’m bringing this up because I received a solicitation to join the National Notary Association this week. For $52 here are the fabulous things I get:

A bonus gift. An Oregon Notary Law Primer – “124 pages of hard-to-find information every Notary needs to know.” Every four years when I renew my notary commission, the State of Oregon sends me a heavily padded “Notary Public Guide” that is 88 pages long including the index.

What hard-to-find information could these 124 pages possibly hold?

My membership also includes unlimited toll-free hotline support. Answers to all my notary questions. Why bother with the Oregon Law Primer?

Monthly updates – a magazine and a newspaper because you know, I’m always sitting around wishing I had more stupid stuff to read.

Also: a website with members-only forum, advocacy to protect my notary interests, identity theft insurance and discounts to the usual (vague reference to insurance, DHL, Hertz).

I would make a crack about how I wouldn’t mind if they had a national conference I could go to. But they do have a national conference and if someone paid my way I would not spend one minute conferencing. I would sit by the pool and I wouldn’t miss anything.

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Because How Can I Not Post This?

Where Can I Find Native American Porn? (Sherman Alexie joins Dan Savage).

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Act Broken Apart

I realize again that I need to drastically revise my vision of what it means for me to have my act together.

Long weekend. I thought I’d get all kinds of things done. I did spend some quality time with Bob. And I baked a loaf of bread. And I did some writing. Only some.

I’m trying to get through the first season of Mad Men. (Aside: both Saffron and Connor are in it.) It’s taken me a month to get through 4 episodes because I can’t even find time to watch TV. I have no idea what I’m doing but it’s keeping me busy.

And I have another super busy week. Maybe next weekend I can get organized. (ha!)

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The Day Murphy Hung Out

Yesterday, for at least the first half of the day, Murphy and his law seemed to have taken us under his wing.

We went to the Farmer’s Market and that part was fine. We bought as much loot as we could carry including me buying a giant bag of peaches so I could make a peach pie.

Eden read about my latest pie crust disaster and offered to send me a fool-proof recipe.

[Aside: Long story short, I have a LiveJournal now. Too. Generally I just cross-post to both but my FTP was down so I just posted on LJ. I know it’s confusing. Don’t worry about keeping up.]

She has only known me since Jun 21 08 and doesn’t know that I have been having pie crust disasters for years. I should go back through those posts and make “pie crust disaster” one of my labels.

Here’s a great reason why it’s awesome to have science geeks for friends. From Eden:

But it’s neat: you mix butter and shortening so you get the flavor of butter but the consistency of using shortening (which has a higher melting point, thus it doesn’t release a bunch of water into the dough, making it tough and gluten-y) and you use vodka and water for the same reason (water + flour = tough pie crust). The alcohol is wet but not water, so it makes it light and flaky and the alcohol taste boils off in the oven! woo!

My result was nothing that would win a state fair, but a nice turn out from someone of my limited skills. (Photo in a minute.)

We didn’t have vodka so I put it on my list for Saturday morning. As I drove to the farmer’s market I remembered I used the last of the tapioca on the strawberry-rhubarb so I would have to stop at Safeway for that.

I’m skipping some of the Murphy things which weakens my thesis statement but whatever. We left the market to go the government operated liquor store (Because it’s still 1906 in Washington. Seriously, if I had time and money to kill I would make it my mission in life to get hard alcohol sold in regular stores like in California. This special store thing is stupid.), it wasn’t open until 11am. We arrived at 10:40am.

Since we had to go to Safeway too, we decided to drive up to Hazel Dell and by the time we purchased our tapioca the liquor store up there would be open. So now we’re at Safeway at almost 11am on a Saturday of a holiday weekend. I make a special point of not going to the grocery store (or leaving the house, even) on Saturday and this trip reminded me why. Too many carts. Blah blah. Plus, we couldn’t find the tapioca and wandered up and down the aisles. It’s near the pudding mixes. Long lines. Blah blah.

Then to the liquor store which was open. And while we were there we stocked up and brought home $75 worth of booze. I was already feeling better.

I really wanted to get some writing done and I’d already been distracted a couple of times but I thought I could whip out the pie real quick and then have the afternoon. All season I’ve had peaches where the peels fell off when you look at them. These did not.

So now I had to boil water and do that whole routine and it’s not like it was hard, it was just a whole additional step and a whole bunch more dishes and whine whine. All I wanted was to whip out one stupid pie.

I forgot to explain what that gadget is at the top. I just started subscribing to several podcasts: EscapePod, PodCastle and The New Yorker. I put the stories on my iPod and then listen to them on the bus or on this handy portable speaker thing that Bob gave me a couple of years ago. I feel bad that I don’t use it more. I listen to stories while I cook. The only drawback is that I can’t hear if the sink is running or if Bob arrives to tell me something. There’s probably some remote control gadget out there that would come in handy. I don’t understand why it’s so hard to pause on an iPod.

I dipped my peaches in boiling water, dunked them in an ice bath and peeled and sliced into a bowl. Halfway through I remembered that I gave two pies as gifts last week and I don’t have a pie plate at home.

Bob had just left for the store because we forgot something else. (argh!) But I really hate stuff taking up space in my house that I don’t use and 3 pie pans is a bit much.

So I used a pyrex brownie pan:

Pretty cool, huh? After all the setbacks and the grumpy, this was a fabulous deep dish peachy delicious wonder. I probably underbaked it by half-a-tad but still magically delicious. The recipe calls for lemon juice and lemon zest so it has a nice lemony taste. Yum. Totally worth it.

I forgot the mention the part about finding a dead cat in our yard. Part of me felt bad like this poor little beat up cat had to die alone in our yard. The other part of me felt like: ew! dead cat. Bob was a prince and dealt with it.

Moving on. Bob and I went to see Vicky Cristina Barcelona and if that’s not ringing a bell, it’s the movie where Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson snog for about 11 seconds. I wouldn’t call us huge Woody Allen fans but we’re admirers and we both liked this film and talked about it a lot afterward. It also made me want to go to Barcelona. Stat.

Today I wrote for half the day (woohoo!) and tried unsuccessfully to do some yardwork. Everytime I go outside it starts pouring. It’s amazing to have so much power.

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Adorable Little Girls


Bob is cleaning up some stuff in the basement and told me he found a package of photos. They’re from my cousin’s wedding and about ten years old. Look how little and cute the girls are. They’re still cute but I think all three of them are taller than I am now.

Off to the Farmer’s market.

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Land Bridge in Vancouver

Last weekend we went to the ceremonial dedication of the land bridge in Vancouver. The photo stream is here.

Gathering on the Land Bridge

Everyone headed up to the land bridge. Check out giant dancing puppets.

Yesterday we went to dinner with some friends. We planned to try this barbecue place they love but it was closed for vacation so as an alternative we went to this place called Pok Pok which was fabulous.

On the Bridge Looking Toward the Fort

On the land bridge looking toward the fort. Bob in red cap.

I woke up at about 3am and couldn’t get back to sleep. I finally got up to go to the bathroom and when I got back in bed, Bob said: Is everything okay?

I said: I can’t sleep.

He said: Pok pok?

And I said: No, I just can’t fall asleep.

He said: What’s wrong with you?

Art on the Land Bridge

Art on land bridge. We didn’t get the handout and I didn’t do any further research. I think this is by Lillian Pitt.

Of course this morning he didn’t remember that conversation at all and thought it was really funny.

I promised myself I wasn’t going to spend my entire weekend glued to the computer. HA! We’ll see how that goes.

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12 Years Ago

Yay, it seems like everything is finally working again. I shouldn’t get too excited or I might jinx it. Here we are 12 years ago getting hitched:

I’ll catch up on some other stuff later.

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FTP DooDoo: Continued

I still can’t FTP from my home computer. The support person I spoke to yesterday thought I should try a different FTP client which I thought was a rather weak method of trying to help me. I don’t have the time or patience to deal with technical problem-solving right now.

Yesterday was my 12 yr wedding anniversary and I have a photo of us on our wedding day when we were young and foolish and I will post up here as soon as I get this thing sorted out.

Busy day today.

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Fukola Dola

I haven’t been able to FTP into this account starting last Friday.

Right now I’m overwhelmed by things that don’t work. Last night it was the iPod which I managed to figure out relatively quickly.

All weekend I wasn’t in the mood to phone my hosting support to get the problem solved.

Just now, I FINALLY phoned and sit on hold and blah blah blah. And then he couldn’t find anything wrong and now it works.

Argh. Grumpy-making.

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Stormy skies above Vancouver

Stormy Sky

Dahlia

Dahlia garden still looks good. The rain did a number on some of my plants. If I was a more active gardener I’d probably get out there and stake them.

But I’m not.

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