Are Your Utensils Happy?

Mushroom at the Orleans dump.

When I first saw this I had to double and then triple check that it wasn’t satire or The Onion.

This is a real thing. It’s called the hapifork and it’s wonderful technology that tells you if you’re eating too fast. And you can manage this data from all your devices.

The technology is covered by four patents.

Oh hapi day!

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