I never even went there but I miss it already.
Two Depressing Moments From TV Last Night
1. Hearing classic Blue Öyster Cult remade as dancebeat twaddle and sung by a breathy teenie-bopper and used to pimp a car that I wouldn’t drive if it was offered to me for free.
2. Three small children playing doctor. The “doctor” tells the other small children that what they need is more fiber. The solution? Froot Loops. I don’t even know which part is more depressing. Kids discussing fiber or the advertising brain trust that decided that the real selling point for a candy-flavored cereal is fiber.
