He Even Uses A Turtle!

I don’t know how I can go on living without giving you this link for for 1000 ways to open a beer bottle. German, but important.

Also, I can’t even tell you how high strung I am about Germany’s game tomorrow against Italy. 10 years of my life, soon to be gone. If Germany wins, expect spunky commentary. If not, I’ll be crying in my beer. For days.

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