Bang Bang

I remembered what I was going to say, yesterday, about something that didn’t work — my bangs. If I don’t do something with them the first 5 minutes out of the shower — they develop a mind of their own and no amount of products or cruel, intense hair-blowing will convince them to change their ways. Normally, it’s a big split in the middle and some flippy stuff going on. How come the beauty magazines don’t address this problem?