Remember this? The I’ve seen few photos of myself I’ve hated more post?
Well, it gets better.
I’m one of those people who can run a stop sign in the middle of nowhere at 3 o’clock in the morning and get busted for it. I can’t get away with anything, ever, which is a good incentive to always follow the rules.
I did this stupid photo and then I hated it. And then, even though it’s on Flickr the photo wasn’t associated with my name so I figured it would be easy to forget.
But they’re having a contest and four fans get to be on a billboard. And they (whoever “they” are) narrowed it down to 100 finalists. And guess who made the final 100?
I know, amazing. I am the last person who wants any attention on herself and look what happens.
So you know what? Fark it. I own it. I am a Timbers fan and here is my badass photo:
There is no chance I will win and I don’t want to but since this photo refuses to die I’m afraid it’s going to be backwards day and the person with the least amount of votes, which I’m pretty sure is me at this point, is going to get on a billboard or painted on the side of the stadium or something else so I’m trying to cover myself.
If you’re on Facebook get your ass over there and like me: Timbers Contest.
Or maybe if that doesn’t work go to my page and there should be some links there. It’s called We Are Fans Portland Timbers Billboard Contest. I think you have to like the Timbers first and if you do that you’re probably going to want to hide them because they post a lot of stuff.
I don’t know what the moral of the story is but it’s in there somewhere.
UPDATE:To vote you need to “like” the Timbers first. Don’t you love how this social network stuff has us jumping through hoops like trained poodles?