Last week Bob bought Cracker Jack at the game.
I used to love Cracker Jack. Remember when it came in a cardboard box? And had a little toy in it? And actual peanuts?
This was a $3 bag of disappointment.
I guessed Fox Mulder.
Yeah, sure the toys were stupid but now it isn’t even a toy. It was this little piece of folded paper. Why bother? And instead of peanuts, there were peanut shards. Bob and I had to fight over all three of them.